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Chase Card Services “Rate Reduction for our most Valued Cardmembers”

Chase Card Services “Rate Reduction for our most Valued Cardmembers.”

This is the original Chase Card services "3.99% fixed APR Until the Balance is paid in full" promotion
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“Hey, don’t worry, boss, we’ll sign a few hundred thousand up with this promo deal, they’ll throw away their copy of the whole ‘ting.  Then, in a couple of years, we can really put the screws to ’em they’ll switch to a higher rate, I’d say double, to 7.99%.  Life of the balance, over their dead bodies!  We’ll whack ’em all.  We can make a killin’ off ’em as soon as we got ’em right where we want ’em.  Gee, I’m sure glad we got legal to make up a bunch ‘a new words we can throw out at ’em, to make it all sound legit when we talk to the press.”

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