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“If you’re not happy, then I’ll close your account for you right now”

This morning, I came across a long-running thread about Chase and its horrible customer service, calling for a “Boycott” (and I certainly would agree).  I found it interesting because this thread started out with a writer’s account of the exact kind of discussion I have previously had on the phone with Chase representatives, including supervisors.  I have also found myself in a position of being absolutely “stunned” and amazed at exchanges such as these.  The author of the initial post about which I am writing, Joshua Dorkin, described an instance when he expressed being unhappy with Chase customer service, to which he received the callous reply: “If you’re not happy, then I’ll close your account for you right now.”

Yep, that’s the same kind of conversation that I have had.  It must be a script that the so-called customer service representatives are given to use.

In the pre-bail out days, I suppose that I could more easily let this sort of behavior roll off my back.  But now, knowing that these incredibly imbecilic  jerks are being paid with our (taxpayers’) twenty-five-billion-dollar cash infusion, and whatever they lose in business from acting this way will simply be replaced, I find myself very, very, very, “unhappy.”  I wish we could all get together and “close the ‘bail out’ account that we just opened for Chase, right now.”

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5 Comments on ““If you’re not happy, then I’ll close your account for you right now””

  1. #1 Aaron Wakling
    on Dec 30th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    You know, I have to tell you, I really enjoy this blog and the insight from everyone who participates. I find it to be refreshing and very informative. I wish there were more blogs like it. Anyway, I felt it was about time I posted.

  2. #2 Joanne of Open Mind Required
    on Dec 30th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    Chase is the worst, and the rudest collections people are in Chase mortgage.

    I’m filing bankruptcy. Whenever I consider working my butt off to pay off my debts, I remember how much of my and your tax dollars are covering their losses, losses that normal businesses (such as my own insolvent one) suffer without government assistance.

    I had two credit cards with them at 29% interest and tried working with them to lower the interest so I could make some headway on paying down the debt. No deal. Then a vendor took me $4500 over my limit with an unauthorized charge and Chase allowed it.

    Any future earnings of mine are better spent in the economy with my fellow citizens than spent on interest for money borrowed that has long since been paid for in interest and now the bailout.

    The best way to hurt these banks is to pay off your debt as quickly as possible. That’s also the best way to get back your freedom.

  3. #3 Mad at your credit card company? Tell its affinity partners exactly what you think. – ChangeinTerms.com
    on Jan 1st, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    [...] If you take the approach suggested above you may be able to “leverage” your complaint.  If a person of authority with AARP, Disney, or Southwest Airlines, or Jeff Bezos with Amazon writes a Chase executive, conveying that he/she is “unhappy,” I’ll bet that he/she does not get a response like the one I discussed in the post linked here! [...]

  4. #4 Your bail out money. Banks won’t say where it went. – ChangeinTerms.com
    on Jan 2nd, 2009 at 9:50 am

    [...] I indicated in my earlier post, I do think we should close the “bail out” account that we just opened for Chase, right [...]

  5. #5 JPMorgan Chase Card Services received a customer relationship award? Now that really is Priceless! – ChangeinTerms.com
    on Jan 7th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    [...] and Shameful and Counterproductive.  From there, it may be useful for judges to review this post: “If you’re not happy, then I’ll close your account for you right now.”  Of course, if the judges aren’t into reading, they can see it on YouTube.  Here’s a [...]

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